like a lollipop with tourettes.
Decoder - 29 - he/him trans guy - acting/performance graduate, marine biology graduate, nursing student.
former URLs were DayDreamDecoder and sizzleitup-with-taako, doll blog is marinedecoder xoxox

 

heads up so nobody is confused - just changed my blog name from sizzleitup-with-taako to rose-coloured-boy. still using the old one, but it’ll now take you to the train-wreck of a blog i use to save all my references for art, etc.

gilkenansmonsterhouse2006:
“ bonedaddy-o:
“ vedajuno:
“ The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is
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How dare this go around without the image attached
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this is it im dying how could anybody...

gilkenansmonsterhouse2006:

bonedaddy-o:

vedajuno:

The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is

How dare this go around without the image attached

image

this is it im dying how could anybody believe this is a real frog

Anonymous asked

How did you recognize the omega symbol though?

traggots:

well you see the greek alphabet wasnt invented for the purpose of people writing about supernatural actors fucking each other.

zillyblog:

prefrontal-bastard:

“I’m not going to do the thing because I don’t view it as important.” Conscious decision made of your own free will.

“I want to do the thing because I view it as important, but trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would.” ← Executive dysfunction, a physical health problem that doesn’t answer to your own free will.

“Trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would. This must mean I don’t actually want to do the thing and I’m just tricking myself into thinking I do.” ← No, that’s still executive dysfunction, but you’re having brainworms about it.

fun fact! you can experience BOTH if you have executive dysfunction AND depression!

footlongdingledong:
“yorhaw:
“Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
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hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
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footlongdingledong:

yorhaw:

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

image

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

mag200:

“if i were eurydice i’d be so pissed” then you wouldnt be eurydice. see me after class.

hatingongodot:

ruisa-faa:

hatingongodot:

Grabbing people by their shoulders and shaking them until they can prove to me they know what “twink” means

I was listening to a bunch of LGBT+ ppl from Louisiana as a guest for a podcast and the topic of “twink” came up and they more or less were like, “yeah nowadays cishet ppl know saying ‘f*g’ raises eyebrows so they just say 'twink’ when they want to say 'f*g’ but it’s obvious what they want to say when they say the word,” and like, that’s basically it, right. Also they talked about lubed up jockstrap wrestling at a gay bar and how there was a cishet guy that participated because he just wanted to wrestle.

Nodding thoughtfully at this until you say “lubed up jockstrap wrestling” at which point I get so horny I think I hauve Covid

oxrigknoll:
“pseudonymsobriquet:
“klubbhead:
“ halcyonjester:
“ xmagnet-o:
“ cfluffiness:
“ Someone in facebook also posted this too
”
Omg
”
Mediglyphics
”
This shit’s infuriating
”
Oh, this is a type of shorthand!
There are 3 main types, but from my...

oxrigknoll:

pseudonymsobriquet:

klubbhead:

halcyonjester:

xmagnet-o:

cfluffiness:

image

Someone in facebook also posted this too

Omg

Mediglyphics

This shit’s infuriating

Oh, this is a type of shorthand!

There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand.

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As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter.

Let’s break one of the words down:

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Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in “atrophied” are present. But why no “o” vowel, and why is “ph” written as “f”?

Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the “a” at the start being present), or like in the “i” in “atrophied”, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isn’t written. In “atrophied” if the the “i” isn’t written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a “fud”, “fad”, “fod” or “fid” sound, for example.

Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an “f” instead of a “ph”.

So in actuality, these aren’t just meaningless scribbles - it’s Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment.

Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, it’s been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old!

Isn’t language amazing~?

my head is in my hands

doctors don’t have awful writing

they have a pecking codex